Thank you, I got a great report today. Every thing is going my way now.
"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?" I asked my husband.
He thought for a minute before responding,
"An optimist is the guy who created the airplane.
A pessimist is the guy who created the parachute."
House Keeping
My 17-year-old niece was looking for a job, so her mother scoured the want ads with her. “Here’s one. A couple are looking for someone to watch their two kids and do light housekeeping.”
“Hel-looo!” said my niece, rolling her eyes. “I can’t take that job. I don’t know anything about lighthouses.”