[afraidfortherepublic]

Baloney! For example:

I ask the ladies, who would you rather spend the evening with?

Case closed.

[Siena Dreaming]

Actually, it's Bambi that usually walks around with that goofy, toothy smile on his face and Ryan who comes across as a sober thinker.

I'll take the serious one.

[IrishPennant]

Good golly - looking at moo-shell’s neck I think I found my kid’s missing bike chain.

[tubebender]

What's a nice old lady young lady doing in a dive like this...