Note to self: “Start averting eyes instead of dropping pants.....”
That expalins a lot for me,, but doesnt really offer a solution.
It is true but the kind of woman it attracts is nuerotic.
Bi-Polar men rejoice.
Then crash and become angry and sulk.
Then rejoice.
Then crash and become angry and sulk
Then ...
But, let’s face it - it’s when the guy pulls out his wallet that the radar goes into overdrive, and the guy with the fattest wallet wins.
Ummm—more attractive to whom? Maladjusted men are a passel of trouble. Just sayin’.
A man walks into a bar, catches a girl’s bra size, age, bank balance, and occupation and immediately looks gloomy, moody, averts his eyes and pops a seroquil. He’s seen a surveyor for a sexual attraction study. Other women in the room are deeply sympathetic and offer to bear his children. Sadly, they’re all lounge lizards.
If you want to pick up women, you go grocery shopping. The old drop-the-mayo-on-her-foot routine works every time, and you get to pick and choose. That’s why they call it shopping. Duh.
OK, I have proof that I am right and that this author is all wet.
A glossy magazine here published an article on the “20 hottest singles in Milwaukee” and all their likes and dislikes and criteria for a good date. All ten of the women demanded a “sense of humor” in their dates. It sounded like they were not looking for the dark, mysterious, brooding type. A sense of humor was at the top of what they are looking for. On the other hand, only 3 of the men wanted their female date to have a sense of humor.
They were interviewed, and that is what was said, and I believe it! LOL.
Not to me. I prefer men who are positive and confident.
What?
Dang, I should have women all over me.