[JRandomFreeper]

K. It's over. If I don't get busted by the city before the 15th, Miss Piggy gets the knife, regardless of weight. It wouldn't be so much trouble except for the bootleg thing. Keeping a growing (very loud) pig hidden is wearing me down.

I've been moving her around the yard in her movable 'compost pile' so that the stink doesn't get overwhelming, and she really does a great job at killing grubs and tearing up the ground.

Down side is feeding her. I've been grinding corn (by hand) and making hot-water corn cakes, and she gets table scraps.

I did wimp out a couple of times and tried to feed her whole corn, but she didn't really seem to eat much of it.

But I do have a spot in the yard with 4" corn plants. They're growing like crazy.

/johnny

[Jemian]

ROTFLOL!

[Iowa Granny]

I can’t remember what state you are in,, but it is against the law to feed table scraps to livestock in Iowa. The law may be different if your critter is for your own consumption. Just not sure about that.

“Miss Piggy” must still be small if you are successfully hiding her. 8^) Please keep me posted... I am looking forward to hearing how you manage to keep her hidden in a couple of months.