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TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA’S DEATH CERTIFICATE! [tasteless satire]
Weekly World ^ | May 2, 2011 | Frank Lake

Posted on 05/01/2011 11:29:40 PM PDT by red flanker


NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!

The mastermind of the worst terrorist attack on American soil is dead, U.S. President Barack Obama announced late Sunday night, almost 10 years after the attacks that killed more than 3,000 people.

Osama bin Laden — the longtime leader of al Qaeda — was killed by U.S. forces in a mansion outside the Pakistani capital of Islamabad along with other family members, a senior U.S. official told WNN. Soon after, WWN received a call from Donald Trump. “I will not believe that Osama Bin Laden is dead until I see the long-form death certificate!”

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: osama; trump

Hmm, the Donald now demanding certificate of death of Osama bin Biden. Φ


1 posted on 05/01/2011 11:29:43 PM PDT by red flanker
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To: red flanker

I’d rather see the actual body.


2 posted on 05/01/2011 11:32:24 PM PDT by swheats
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To: red flanker

Trump is not amused.


3 posted on 05/01/2011 11:34:40 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: red flanker

Is this supposed to be funny or what?


4 posted on 05/01/2011 11:34:44 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,..")
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To: red flanker
I'd rather see obama’s.

This world just changed tonight.

You best get ready.

5 posted on 05/01/2011 11:35:04 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Woah, Obama will appease Trump, but not Lakin? Thanks LSM)
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To: red flanker
Hey...how'd you get a Φ [Phi] in your post?
6 posted on 05/01/2011 11:35:39 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: red flanker
Another freeper stated it was signed by U K Le li so it must be right.
7 posted on 05/01/2011 11:36:48 PM PDT by allmost
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To: Las Vegas Ron

“This world just changed tonight. You best get ready.”

We were just finishing the siding on the house when the neighbor ran back to tell us about the towers getting hit.

My dad took the nails out of his mouth and said “It’s starting. Get right with God.” and went calmly back to hammering.

Been ‘ready’ ever since.

[and frankly, somewhat surprised to still be alive]


8 posted on 05/01/2011 11:39:46 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: red flanker

Let’s not forget this is the Weekly World News. IOW...joke.


9 posted on 05/01/2011 11:40:18 PM PDT by Jerry Attrick
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To: red flanker

What, you post this and miss the REAL story?

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/32584/osama-bin-laden-killed-by-chuck-norris/


10 posted on 05/01/2011 11:40:45 PM PDT by sthguard (The DNC theme song: "All You Need is Guv")
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To: red flanker

I think Trump means Certificate of Live Death, the COLD.


11 posted on 05/01/2011 11:40:45 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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To: red flanker

The Donald is Demanding to see the Osama bin Laden Long Form Death Certificate.


12 posted on 05/01/2011 11:54:40 PM PDT by trumandogz
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To: red flanker


13 posted on 05/01/2011 11:55:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. TR)
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To: red flanker

This is Weekly World News.


14 posted on 05/02/2011 12:43:39 AM PDT by Jeff Winston
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To: red flanker

Do we get to keep a set of ears?


15 posted on 05/02/2011 3:33:08 AM PDT by Flintlock
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