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Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack
The Local (Sweden) ^ | April 5, 2011

Posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A flock of ten flamingoes have met a brutal end at a zoo in Eskilstuna in eastern Sweden after a curious anteater broke into their compound and clawed them to death, leaving a further five birds nursing injuries.

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To: Darksheare

Just what we need for the Vampire Goth Bluegrass band! In fact, we could call it “Darksheare”!


241 posted on 05/02/2011 2:31:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Blessed Pope John Paul II, pray for us.)
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To: Monkey Face; fanfan; Darksheare

Da Horde and I are off to church. If I don’t come back, all is well. There will be a kitteh tomorrow!


242 posted on 05/02/2011 2:32:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Blessed Pope John Paul II, pray for us.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
I doubt it would sell though.


243 posted on 05/02/2011 2:33:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

Good thing about DP’s job, since I’m having and extravagant birthday in 14 days...everyone is welcome!!!


244 posted on 05/02/2011 2:36:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan

Da Horde, Oh yes.. there WILL be KITTEH!
Rated PG-9000.


245 posted on 05/02/2011 2:37:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare

LOL, you wouldn’t kid me, althogh TC will Kitteh me, in a PG-9000 kinda way.


246 posted on 05/02/2011 2:54:26 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

An all new weapon, the BFK-9000.
Big freaking kitteh 9000 revision.
Usable as a large blunt object for lap type spaces.


247 posted on 05/02/2011 3:06:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; DJ MacWoW; Darkchylde; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; fanfan; All

BFK-9000....you are SOOOOO busted!
You ain’t makin’ money on THIS thread!!! LOLS!!!


248 posted on 05/02/2011 3:21:19 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
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To: Monkey Face

OOps.
Form Mega Kitteh Super Robot Form 9!
*Bandai cartoon music blares, meaningless motion lines blur the background only to reveal.. I am still standing on the ground as normal*


249 posted on 05/02/2011 3:27:50 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

BUSTED.
The End.


250 posted on 05/02/2011 3:35:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
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To: Monkey Face

“GAME OVER, YEEEEAH!”
*egads I’m going to have that video stuck in my head.*


251 posted on 05/02/2011 3:37:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Should I care?

:Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!:


252 posted on 05/02/2011 3:50:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
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To: Monkey Face
"Should I Care?"

Yes.
GAaaaaame OVEEEER, YEEEeeeaaah!
[Game Over announcement stolen from a Sega Rally Game and then spoken over a GI Joe PSA video..]

253 posted on 05/02/2011 3:58:22 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Great you dope, you killed the thread.


254 posted on 05/02/2011 5:41:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Hey, don’t look at me!
I didn’t kill the thread, nobody saw it, it wasn’t me!


255 posted on 05/02/2011 5:42:08 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Post 253 was yours, and right after that blammo, thread becomes room temperature.
What do you say to THAT?
You’ve got dead thread all over your boots.
Look at you, you thread killer.


256 posted on 05/02/2011 5:43:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
*Sobbing*
I admit it!
I killed the Undead Thread, with the candlestick, in the library... with MUSTARD!
*MUSTARD oozes down from the ceiling, trapping everyone in the thread!*

257 posted on 05/02/2011 5:47:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

Now we know who made that mess with the mustard in the library! I was blaming the James; I owe them an apology.

Survived another first grade Sunday School class. Only two more to go. Tomorrow I have to take James out for ice cream, since he finished his math book.


258 posted on 05/02/2011 5:57:04 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Blessed Pope John Paul II, pray for us.)
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To: Darksheare; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

*sob*
I’m so SORRY, DARKS!!

*kof*

:how do we get this $h!! off our boots?:

*whispers* (DC: did we inadvertently bring some UK-299 with us into the Cellars?)


259 posted on 05/02/2011 5:57:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("I regret I wasn't born with opposable toes" Calvin to Hobbes)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

omg, it’s the dread thread dead! He’s ruined teh interwebs. We should all go to bed with catz and see what’s left tomorrow ...


260 posted on 05/02/2011 5:58:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Blessed Pope John Paul II, pray for us.)
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