OUCH!!!. Alix Fitz-Alan was my 17th Great Grandmother. That hurts. Guess I’ll have to pour myself another few fingers of Woodford Reserve.
Maybe you could get in on one of those Japanese steaks. Drop by the White House. Tell the President that you're his long lost 17th-cousin-once-removed and give him a hug. I mean--after all--you are family. He might even put you up for a night or two. He should! You would if he dropped by your house!
Someone else has confessed here on FR--one of your other cousins--but in private. I've promised not to out him. Sorry again! I feel like a home-wrecker--or family wrecker--or something. I just hate keeping family apart like this, but at least I've reuinted you and the President.