Maybe you could get in on one of those Japanese steaks. Drop by the White House. Tell the President that you're his long lost 17th-cousin-once-removed and give him a hug. I mean--after all--you are family. He might even put you up for a night or two. He should! You would if he dropped by your house!
Someone else has confessed here on FR--one of your other cousins--but in private. I've promised not to out him. Sorry again! I feel like a home-wrecker--or family wrecker--or something. I just hate keeping family apart like this, but at least I've reuinted you and the President.
Oh well, I wonder if I will get one of those Obama Family Reunion T-Shirts?