Thank you.
After Judge Judy Sheindlin's recent health scare, we're so glad to hear that she's out of the hospital and feeling better. We don't know what we would do without her quick wit and sharp tongue!
From calling out liars to sharing her grandmother's best advice with those under oath, here are a few of our favorite Judge Judy quotes:
1. Judge Judy: "What do you do for a living, Sir?"
Defendant: "Um..."
Judge Judy: "'Um' is not an answer! What kind of training did you need to do 'Um?'"
2. "I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous...although I am!"
3. "Women do stupid things when they're in love. That's why I've been in business for [twelve] years."
4. "So you didn't feel the need to file taxes last year, huh? That's very interesting; I'll make sure the IRS receives a copy of this tape."
5. "My grandmother always told me; beauty fades, but dumb is forever!"
6. "Personally, I don't find you as attractive as she did—so I suggest you shut up!"
7. "Don't get too comfortable. This case is not going to take long."
8. "I'm not gonna waste another second on this case. Between the two of you, I doubt I could put together a three-digit IQ."
9. "Sir, don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
10. "Don't look up at the heavens. God is not going to help you with this case. Only the truth will set you free."