In 1942, American and Philippine defenders on Bataan capitulated to Japanese forces;
the surrender was followed by the notorious Bataan Death March which claimed thousands of lives.
Today's Birthdays: Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner is 85.
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ...
I sincerely apologize about this but I’m an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone’s face today.