1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ...
I sincerely apologize about this but I’m an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone’s face today.
What must you do to become wise?
1) Listen twice as much as you talk. Remember, even the simplest people can teach us something. Be a “sponge.”
2) Always look at failure as a wonderful chance to learn. Making mistakes can make you very wise if you learn from them.
3) Believe very strongly that the most important thing in life is love. Anger and hate close any path to becoming wise.
4) Know that there are some things in life that will never be understood; accept that.
5) Be curious about everything. When we were small children, nothing missed our curiosity. Try to rekindle and keep that curiosity. Love and respect truth in the process.
6) Work at developing a good value system and a moral conscience that serves you well. Never compromise them.
7) Remember: The path to wisdom never ends, and the person who believes he is wise probably is not even on the path.
Walter Cronkite—another elder long revered for his wisdom—once said, “It is heartening to know that when young people seek advice these days, many are turning to their Elders for their advise
You needed company? Well, you got it! LOL!