[Windflier]

It is very unfortunate - Americans could learn a great deal about lifestyle from other nations - but they won’t. It’s too bad...

I agree. We Americans are a pretty brutish and uncultured lot. I think you ought to pack it in and join ol' Sven in his Socialist Utopia.

[RegulatorCountry]

It's getting about time to trot out some Sven and Ole jokes, seems to me. I'll kick it off:

Ole hears that Sven just bought a new truck, so he goes over to take a look at it. When he gets there, he sees dents all over the truck, and Sven sitting in the driveway behind the truck.
Ole says, “Sven, why did you buy a truck with dents?”
Sven says, “Oh, I made a real good deal. It got dented in a hailstorm, so the salesman gave me $50 off the price. And he said that all I have to do is blow on the tailpipe, and those dents will pop right out. But I’ve been sitting here blowing on this tailpipe for two hours now, and I don’t think it's working.
Ole says, “Sven, don’t be such a dummy! You have to close the windows first!”