There ain't a tampon in the world that'll fit that.
You have to wonder what her boyfriend... no, nevermind. Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn't even come close.
DoH!
RE “Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn’t even come close.”
How about one of them 2 foot-long Hebrew National kosher salamis? Now that’s what I call a “salami”.
Did that picture of a lamp say “CLAM DOWN”? I didn’t know clams had “down”.
RE “Throwing a hotdog down a hallway doesn’t even come close.”
How about one of them 2 foot-long Hebrew National kosher salamis? Now that’s what I call a “salami”.
Did that picture of a lamp say “CLAM DOWN”? I didn’t know clams had “down”.