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1 posted on 03/17/2011 8:16:08 PM PDT by Born Conservative
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To: Born Conservative

Wow thats a big snatch


2 posted on 03/17/2011 8:18:24 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom!!! <sarc>)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh no.....


3 posted on 03/17/2011 8:18:57 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Born Conservative

TTIWWP!

(Just kidding)!


4 posted on 03/17/2011 8:20:11 PM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist!)
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
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PING

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5 posted on 03/17/2011 8:20:53 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Born Conservative

cuffed and stuffed?


6 posted on 03/17/2011 8:22:02 PM PDT by voteNRA (A citizenry armed with rifles simply cannot be tyrannized)
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To: Born Conservative
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

She originally started out with 10 of the prescription pills. I guess we know why she needed to take 1.5

7 posted on 03/17/2011 8:23:47 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: Born Conservative

A woman is hiding a bananna.

We’ll find out where in a minute.

-Family Guy


12 posted on 03/17/2011 8:30:07 PM PDT by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: Born Conservative
told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

First I look at the purse ~

14 posted on 03/17/2011 8:30:48 PM PDT by csvset
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Um... ping ?


15 posted on 03/17/2011 8:33:10 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: Born Conservative
a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location

She could always establish her own place of business and call it the Packmore Inn. Seems to me it would always be open.

16 posted on 03/17/2011 8:34:14 PM PDT by edpc (Tagline under construction: Your American Recovery and Reinvestment Act dollars at work.)
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To: Born Conservative
Photobucket I remember an old joke that the punchline was," Help me find my keys... And we'll drive out of here." And,"Lady... It's a vagina, not a clown car."
18 posted on 03/17/2011 8:41:30 PM PDT by baddog 219
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19 posted on 03/17/2011 8:44:49 PM PDT by Krankor (And he's oh, so good, And he's oh, so fine, And he's oh, so healthy, In his body and his mind)
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.................. FRegards
21 posted on 03/17/2011 8:47:55 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
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To: Born Conservative

Loose change?


24 posted on 03/17/2011 9:10:46 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Born Conservative

Love the comments posted at the newspaper link:

“I’m missing my baseball glove. I wonder if she has it?”

“I think she swiped one of our kegs from a clambake last year! “Look ma! No hands!”.... she did a deep knee bend over it and off went our keg! Must have awesome kegel muscles!”

“I did just here they discovered the lost city of Atlantis!”

“That money might be in your pocket right now!!! YUKKY!!!!”

..... Only in Joe Biden’s home town!!!!!


25 posted on 03/17/2011 9:11:52 PM PDT by tired&retired
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To: Born Conservative

I knew she Dunmore than robbed that inn!


30 posted on 03/17/2011 9:20:47 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (Don't wish doom on your enemies. Plan it.)
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To: Born Conservative
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and

Yikes, you could've driven a truck in there!

32 posted on 03/17/2011 9:23:19 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with . . .

Tamponing with evidence.

33 posted on 03/17/2011 9:23:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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To: Born Conservative; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

Up to that point, her lips were sealed.

36 posted on 03/17/2011 9:27:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn

She Dunmore Inn, alright.

40 posted on 03/17/2011 9:32:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Eeewwww!)
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