[Viking2002]

If I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling a press conference. "Hey - dig THIS!!!!!!" LMAO

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

“If I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I’m not calling a doctor.” Right, I’m calling the Vatican and having the Pope declare it a miracle.

We’ll name it “The holy staff”, as in “thy rod and thy staff they comfort thee”. Yep!