Some of us put our Coke in day old bathtub gin. The fresher the alkyhaul, the better, ya know.
Doesn’t that make the “Coke” hard to smoke? ;*}
Joke for Martini drinkers: Four guys arguing who makes the driest martinis.
First says three parts Gin to one Vermouth. Next guy says he just dips the cork from the Vermouth in the Gin. Third guy says three parts Gin and he whispers the word “Vermouth” over the drink. Fourth guy says “Loud Mouth!”.