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To: Thumper1960

Doesn’t that make the “Coke” hard to smoke? ;*}

Joke for Martini drinkers: Four guys arguing who makes the driest martinis.
First says three parts Gin to one Vermouth. Next guy says he just dips the cork from the Vermouth in the Gin. Third guy says three parts Gin and he whispers the word “Vermouth” over the drink. Fourth guy says “Loud Mouth!”.


33 posted on 02/20/2011 9:35:30 AM PST by GOYAKLA (Flush Congress in 2010 & 2012)
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To: GOYAKLA

“Coca-Cola”.

Not the original recipe either, sm@rt@rse.

;-P


34 posted on 02/20/2011 11:56:10 AM PST by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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To: GOYAKLA

I suppose #4 simply thinks of the vermouth....in a quantum physics way.


35 posted on 02/20/2011 11:57:29 AM PST by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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