I used to have a brass bung wrench.
It was made out of brass to minimize sparks while opening barrels of acetone, alcohol etc.
I got slapped across the face in a bar for asking a girl if she wanted to come see my bung wrench.
You have truly led an interesting life. (I've seen some of your other comments referring to past, ummmm, exploits.)
So in your honor:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole
Hamlet: To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bung-hole?BTW, do you remember the comic strip Wizard of Id? The court jester / drunk was named "Bung".