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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU
Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun
I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.
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To: goodwithagun
Eat dinner with my in-laws.
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posted on
01/25/2011 4:59:26 PM PST
by
beandog
To: goodwithagun
I’d rather eat the maggot-infested week-old afterbirth of a Mongolian red-butted monkey.
82
posted on
01/25/2011 4:59:27 PM PST
by
MountainDad
(Support your local Militia)
To: goodwithagun
To: goodwithagun
Listen to a Yoko Ono album at full volume.
84
posted on
01/25/2011 5:00:32 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(TOTUS knows how to give a speech. Obama knows how to read.)
To: Renegade
Stock up on Guns and ammo ( while you can) . You might need them ! That'd be a good take off on a drinking game. Every time Ø says something Marxist, buy another 50-round box.
85
posted on
01/25/2011 5:00:40 PM PST
by
fwdude
(Anita Bryant was right.)
To: goodwithagun
Pick cat poo out of the litter boxes....one piece at a time.
To: Fresh Wind
Listen to a Yoko Ono album at full volume. Wow! That's a winner!
87
posted on
01/25/2011 5:01:33 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: goodwithagun
Actually- I’d rather do what I am doing. I found a bunch of Youtube videos of my hometown in California (in Marin County), that were shot when I lived there, in the 1960s and early 1970s- back before rich moonbats bought it all up.
It breaks my heart, in a Thomas-Wolfe, can’t-go-home-again kind of way.
I need to fall into a pile of money- I’d buy my original home back.
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posted on
01/25/2011 5:01:41 PM PST
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: goodwithagun
Have my toenails removed.
89
posted on
01/25/2011 5:01:53 PM PST
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: goodwithagun
90
posted on
01/25/2011 5:02:15 PM PST
by
FromLori
(FromLori">)
To: goodwithagun
Shave the lint off my underwear so I don’t get dingleballs
French kiss a running Chainsaw
Wipe my a## with aluminum Foil
Pound the side of my head with the sharp part of a claw hammer
Chew ground glass while gargling drain cleaner
Bout covers it
91
posted on
01/25/2011 5:05:32 PM PST
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: Doogle
How does “do every Code Pink chick in the midwest” rate?
92
posted on
01/25/2011 5:06:57 PM PST
by
Cheapskate
(Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
To: goodwithagun
I would rather watch The Sound of Music six times in a row than listen to the SOTU address.
93
posted on
01/25/2011 5:07:01 PM PST
by
GSWarrior
(Businessmen are more trustworthy than preachers, professors and politicians.)
To: goodwithagun
To: oh8eleven
ROTFLMAO I thought mine was good but yours takes the cake.
95
posted on
01/25/2011 5:08:54 PM PST
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: goodwithagun
Attend a full-week Barry Manithon.
96
posted on
01/25/2011 5:10:15 PM PST
by
fwdude
(Anita Bryant was right.)
To: dfwgator
To: Ronin
Is that with metal fillings in your teeth?
98
posted on
01/25/2011 5:11:37 PM PST
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: fwdude
99
posted on
01/25/2011 5:13:05 PM PST
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: goodwithagun
Plunge a toilet with 50 craps in it!
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