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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU

Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun

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To: goodwithagun

Eat dinner with my in-laws.


81 posted on 01/25/2011 4:59:26 PM PST by beandog
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To: goodwithagun

I’d rather eat the maggot-infested week-old afterbirth of a Mongolian red-butted monkey.


82 posted on 01/25/2011 4:59:27 PM PST by MountainDad (Support your local Militia)
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To: goodwithagun

Clean out the cat box.


83 posted on 01/25/2011 4:59:37 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: goodwithagun

Listen to a Yoko Ono album at full volume.


84 posted on 01/25/2011 5:00:32 PM PST by Fresh Wind (TOTUS knows how to give a speech. Obama knows how to read.)
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To: Renegade
Stock up on Guns and ammo ( while you can) . You might need them !

That'd be a good take off on a drinking game. Every time Ø says something Marxist, buy another 50-round box.

85 posted on 01/25/2011 5:00:40 PM PST by fwdude (Anita Bryant was right.)
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To: goodwithagun

Pick cat poo out of the litter boxes....one piece at a time.


86 posted on 01/25/2011 5:00:58 PM PST by VirginiaMom
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To: Fresh Wind
Listen to a Yoko Ono album at full volume.

Wow! That's a winner!

87 posted on 01/25/2011 5:01:33 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: goodwithagun

Actually- I’d rather do what I am doing. I found a bunch of Youtube videos of my hometown in California (in Marin County), that were shot when I lived there, in the 1960s and early 1970s- back before rich moonbats bought it all up.

It breaks my heart, in a Thomas-Wolfe, can’t-go-home-again kind of way.

I need to fall into a pile of money- I’d buy my original home back.


88 posted on 01/25/2011 5:01:41 PM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: goodwithagun

Have my toenails removed.


89 posted on 01/25/2011 5:01:53 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: goodwithagun

Breech Birth


90 posted on 01/25/2011 5:02:15 PM PST by FromLori (FromLori">)
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To: goodwithagun

Shave the lint off my underwear so I don’t get dingleballs

French kiss a running Chainsaw

Wipe my a## with aluminum Foil

Pound the side of my head with the sharp part of a claw hammer

Chew ground glass while gargling drain cleaner

Bout covers it


91 posted on 01/25/2011 5:05:32 PM PST by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: Doogle

How does “do every Code Pink chick in the midwest” rate?


92 posted on 01/25/2011 5:06:57 PM PST by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: goodwithagun

I would rather watch The Sound of Music six times in a row than listen to the SOTU address.


93 posted on 01/25/2011 5:07:01 PM PST by GSWarrior (Businessmen are more trustworthy than preachers, professors and politicians.)
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To: goodwithagun

Remove the toe jam.


94 posted on 01/25/2011 5:07:57 PM PST by swatbuznik
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To: oh8eleven

ROTFLMAO I thought mine was good but yours takes the cake.


95 posted on 01/25/2011 5:08:54 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: goodwithagun

Attend a full-week Barry Manithon.


96 posted on 01/25/2011 5:10:15 PM PST by fwdude (Anita Bryant was right.)
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To: dfwgator

Now that’s a toss up!


97 posted on 01/25/2011 5:10:34 PM PST by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: Ronin

Is that with metal fillings in your teeth?


98 posted on 01/25/2011 5:11:37 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: fwdude

LOL


99 posted on 01/25/2011 5:13:05 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: goodwithagun

Plunge a toilet with 50 craps in it!


100 posted on 01/25/2011 5:14:42 PM PST by US_MilitaryRules (Where is our military?)
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