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Vanity: Things you would rather do than watch Barry's SOTU

Posted on 01/25/2011 4:22:00 PM PST by goodwithagun

I'll get us started: Slam my nose in a car door.


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To: goodwithagun

Take a header into a septic tank.....


121 posted on 01/25/2011 9:09:07 PM PST by Route395
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To: goodwithagun

Get run over by a bus.....


122 posted on 01/25/2011 9:09:56 PM PST by Route395
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To: goodwithagun
Listen to Limbaugh's take on the prom tomorrow.
123 posted on 01/25/2011 9:17:30 PM PST by right way right
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To: goodwithagun

‘Twas a month after Christmas on the floor of the House,
love and harmony abounding, no sign of a grouse.
Democrats and Republicans a fellowship hearty
with some from the left, some from the tea party.

“The economy’s growing - new jobs by the millions,”
no mention the deficit - increasing by trillions.
“Health care for all with nary a cost
the wars are all over, not one we have lost.

If we all pull together to get the job done
our future is certain, we’ll be number one.
With this thought I leave you as Commander-in-chief:
Our soldiers will serve openly, wearing only their briefs.”

And I heard he exclaim ere he strode out of sight
“God bless America, except for the Right.”


124 posted on 01/25/2011 11:06:56 PM PST by PERKY2004 (Proud wife of a military pilot ~ Please pray for him (he's deployed to Iraq))
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To: mc5cents

We’ve read them both more than once - the Fagles translations - but my son and I just started listening to a lecture series, and the assignment for lecture 3 is the first two books of the Iliad. We read Book I last night; it’s funnier than you’d expect, and several family members are in it!


125 posted on 01/26/2011 3:23:30 AM PST by Tax-chick (An attack on Sarah Palin is an attack on me.)
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To: txhurl

Since FR went down last night, I have to catch up this morning. This has to be one of the funniest threads I’ve read in a long time. I actually spent the entire time playing Free Cell on my computer.


126 posted on 01/26/2011 5:38:56 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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