South Carolina is well known for brawls at pancake and waffle places. I’ve been collecting these incidents but don’t know what to do with them. Maybe if I catalog enough I can write an encyclopedia of waffle mayhem.
If anyone wants to read pancake brawls, I can post them anytime. I have one involving an armed pancake flipper. The customer, who ordered a Waffle House special and pissed off the chef, was only knicked by schrapenel.
General Patton who landed in Sicily in WW II, came under similar fire.
You should start a “Disgraceful but hilarious brawls at cheap restaurants” page on Facebook, post the ones you’ve documented and create a collection. I am sure other people have saved them, too, and would contribute to your documentation. Wal-la, you have a book, or at least a public TV special.