You should start a “Disgraceful but hilarious brawls at cheap restaurants” page on Facebook, post the ones you’ve documented and create a collection. I am sure other people have saved them, too, and would contribute to your documentation. Wal-la, you have a book, or at least a public TV special.
Not a bad idea, La Lydia. Trouble is that getting an understanding of Facebook - how it works, the benefits and dangers - is another huge amount of time I need to devote to gain that understanding.
Thanks.