Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus

Christian Science Monitor ^ | 1/7/11 | Paul Sutherland

[rdl6989]

These jokes just write themselves.

LOL, that was my first thought when I read the title. It will be interesting to see what they find at Planet Uranus.

[adorno]

It wasn’t done by a scientist, but, I just had myRanus probed just yesterday at my VA hospital.

[6SJ7]

They could have sent the probe to Neptune. But nooo. They had to be cute a choose Uranus.

[JoeProBono]

[expatguy]

I’ve heard 45.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

study the rings around Uranus and answer questions such as why it gives off so little heat.

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That one’s easy - not enough poblanos!

[dalereed]

Maybe uranus but not mine!!!

[60Gunner]

Maybe while they’re there, they could wipe out the Klingons. (/snicker)

[oldfart]

Weeellll, actually, I once knew a young lady that had three. They weren’t lined up horizontally as in that movie. Instead she had the “extra” one a few inches below her left breast. It wasn’t as large as the others and she was able to cover it up with a special bra that just mashed it down flat.

After that encounter I looked the subject up and it’s actually pretty common. Most people on’t even know what it is, thinking it’s just an oversized mole.

[oldsicilian]

Took the vet and three others to accomplish this on my Maine Coon/Himalayan cross.

[60Gunner]

Somebody shoulda told that to Katie Couric.

[majormaturity]

I just can’t resist: “What do Captain Kirk and Toilet paper have in common?”

[aomagrat]

No thank you. I had a colonoscopy last year.

[60Gunner]

“Three in the digestive system. Esophageal, Pyloric, and Anal, everyone’s favorite.”

You missed one: the sphincter of Oddi. So your girl was even more sphincter-iffic than you realized.

[Vendome]

I don’t them probing any part of me...

[Cyber Liberty]

I am going to go be sick now....

[mowowie]

The IRS has completed this mission decades ago.
Sorry NASA.

[dangerdoc]

I may be mistaken but didn’t congress just authorized a military probe of Uranus?

[martin_fierro]

Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus

The hell you say.

[JohnG45]

You missed one: the sphincter of Oddi. So your girl was even more sphincter-iffic than you realized.

And, the sphincter of Oddi's close neighbor, the sphincter of Boyden.