"Did you say a minkey?"
Posted on 12/21/2010 4:01:16 AM PST by don-o
“Once inside the home, officers discovered that Mr. Givan was in the process of ‘smoking the lab off,’ which is the final step to the manufacturing process,” Gillenwater said. “Officers located mason jars with coffee filters in the tops which were straining the actual finished methamphetamine from the chemical liquid. Another coffee filter with a considerable amount of methamphetamine was found stuck in behind a fluorescent lightbulb, which is a way of drying finished methamphetamine.”
Deputies also found four monkeys in the home, which Givan reportedly keeps as pets. Gillenwater said the exact type of monkey was unknown, although he said three were smaller, around 20 pounds, and one was larger, about 50 pounds.
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I always wanted a monkey, myself. I wonder if these will be available for adoption?
Honey, can we see about getting one of these monkeys?
Never wanted a personal monkey. I read the books.:)
been there. done that. no you dont.
Now there's a headline you don't see everyday....
You want to get this monkey out of my ear, Rich
You want to get this monkey out of my ear, Rich?
Dane Cook has a great bit about wanting a monkey. Listen to it...you will cry laughing.
Agreed. Simian sidekicks are a bad idea. Had one as a kid. They scratch, bite, and “squirt.” Can’t be housebroken.
Early memories of monkeys on TV
Dave Garroway on Today - J Fred Muggs?
Bob Barker on Truth or Consequences - Beulah?
They were so cool!
"Did you say a minkey?"
"Monkeys complete math problem"
My heart leapt! I knew monkeys were smart and humans, well, not so much lately. We can all use some uplifting news right about now!
Question is, which problem did they solve...was it the Hodge conjecture or Riemann Hypothesis or something entirely different?
Terrible pets. Had a spider once. Whew!
LOL!! I was just thinking of the same bit!
Lab owner and 3 of the monkeys in question:
Nyet.
Nada, Ningun, Ixnay, Nope.
Nevah Evah.
I mean: something that has the equivalent of five hands? Think about it...
This is not a diversion from the original question.
bump for the evening audience
When KV was young he wanted a monkey assist as a quadroplegic.
Then he watched the movie with whats his name the guy who played superman?
Uhg. Anyway the guy played a quadroplegic with a monkey to assist him and the monkey was trying to murder him and harm others around him or some such plot.
THat right there ended KV’s desire to have a monkey assist.
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