Agreed. Simian sidekicks are a bad idea. Had one as a kid. They scratch, bite, and “squirt.” Can’t be housebroken.
When KV was young he wanted a monkey assist as a quadroplegic.
Then he watched the movie with whats his name the guy who played superman?
Uhg. Anyway the guy played a quadroplegic with a monkey to assist him and the monkey was trying to murder him and harm others around him or some such plot.
THat right there ended KV’s desire to have a monkey assist.