[Smogger]

My friends mom is Merle Haggard’s weed dealer.

Seriously.

[nickcarraway]

1. Shame on her. 2. She must be pretty dumb if she talks about it to blabbermouths like you.

[The Comedian]

My friends mom is Merle Haggard’s weed dealer.

Seriously.

A brush with greatness...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.