[The Comedian]

Isn't this is sort of experiment that always goes wrong and results in a first-person shooter?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Windflier]

Isn't this is sort of experiment that always goes wrong and results in a first-person shooter?

I've wondered about what would happen if this thing doesn't work as planned. Don't know that I'd want to be on-site to find out. Could be the biggest zot of all time ;^)

[SunkenCiv]

I think it’s the cat that makes that one. :’D