The Great Koran Controversy: Will Muslim Martyrs Get 72 Raisins Instead of Virgins

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[JoeProBono]

[LiteKeeper]

Virgins? I thought it was Virginians!

[silverleaf]

gin soaked raisins for all!
Terayza

[JoeProBono]

The sultana (also called the sultanina) is a type of white, seedless grape of Turkish, Greek, South African or Iranian origin.

[RedMDer]

I wonder if the other 70 look just like these.

[JoeProBono]

[ViLaLuz]

Wow, they look like raisins!

[mountainlion]

I think that most of the Jews were slaves back then.

[redangus]

That would be a huge letdown. I would feel very cheated if I blew myself up and found out my reward was 72 raisins. I don’t even like raisins.

[infidel29]

So what we're saying here is Ali Been Schemin' blows his ass to kingdom come, there's some afterlife tourguide waiting and says "thanks for your sacrifice, here's your fruit basket"?

Thanks to Jim Quinn for the smart assed commentary.

[Wile E Coyote Genius]

“Does this give a whole new meaning to “sour grapes”?”

The Grapes of Wrath?

or

The Wrath of Grapes?

[BenLurkin]

“Heavenly” beatings.

[muawiyah]

According to Mohammad himself there were organized, active Jewish tribes all over the place in his day.

Judaism had spread far beyond Israel ~ there were even Jewish missionaries in India working the same crowds as early Christian missionaries (or the same missionaries were spreading both faiths).

[Bhoy]

I went to school in 50’s & 60’s and it was always my understanding that Islam was based on both Christian and Jewish writings. I don’t remember any sources but apparently it was the accepted opinion.

Anybody else?

[Pikachu_Dad]

Oh please, not this nonsense again.

Who do they think they are going to fool with this crap?

[PATRIOT1876]

*That would be a huge letdown. I would feel very cheated if I blew myself up and found out my reward was 72 raisins. I don’t even like raisins.*

Perhaps Satan will give them the option of getting 72 craisins instead of raisins as a parting gift for doing so much work for him on Earth before they get into the hand-basket for their ride to Hell.

[PATRIOT1876]

*So what we're saying here is Ali Been Schemin’ blows his ass to kingdom come, there's some afterlife tourguide waiting and says “thanks for your sacrifice, here's your fruit basket”?*

I think the punishment for some of the radical suicide bombers and other hate-preaching Muslims when they arrive in Hell after eating their 72 raisins should be that they will be treated in the same manner that they wanted Jews, Christians and women to be treated on Earth, only magnified a few hundred times.

When the raisins run out, they get to eat live BLT sandwiches with moldy bread.

[SunkenCiv]

This topic was posted 11/21/2010, thanks JoeProBono.