If the houses are getting bigger, pull back on the stick.
If they are getting smaller, push forward.
Whites in hot, colors in cold, and polyester in the trash (my sister, 1974, teaching me laundry techniques)
Don't volunteer (unless it's important)
Never, ever, ever, sass mom. Ever. She fakes sleep and strikes like a cobra.
This is my part of the world. It sucks. I have to make it better.
Read Scripture every day.
Praying on your knees lifts you up.
/johnny
to keep colors from running, add one cup of white vinegar to the wash. It will set the colors and you won't have pink underwear.