In all honesty, I lost count over thirty years ago. While my self-opinion is certainly among my greatest attributes (and they are legion!), it has nothing to do with the truth of my resplendent fame. But, hey, don't let it bring you down. The world needs inconsequentially insignificant drones, too.
That's as valuable a societal contribution as my own. It gives the world a base-line to measure the truly great ones against. How boring would it be if we were all multi-talented savants?
8^D
Oh boy oh boy. A real celebrity in our midst!
I'm so honored to be in you presence. I'm not worthy. < /s >
Is your ego feed enough now?
Go get your narcissistic personality disorder treated and stop playing the "I'm Famous" card. No one here gives a rats ass who you are. But they can all see that you are a total jerk.