Posted on 11/03/2010 5:09:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Duncan woman called deputies because her husband was snoring too loudly.
It happened Tuesday evening at a home on South Lakeview Drive.
According to a police report, the woman and her husband both work third shift. She says she was trying to sleep but he was snoring too loudly so she asked him to go to another room.
She couldn't go back to sleep and when she got up, she called him a "bastard" and the two began arguing.
The woman called police and he left after telling her it would take the SWAT team to bring him in.
The responding deputy says the woman had no injuries and did not complain of any.
I have to side with the wife on this one.
do they have a dog? if they ever have to come for the snorer they will probably shoot the dog
And we have an administration usurping the constitution and we are told to take it in the .......
Sleep deprivation will do that to you.
This article is a good laugh...:)
Good thing she didn’t go “John Wesley Hardin” on him.
The poor man needs a CPAP breathing machine. It cured my husband’s snoring immediately, and he does really well with alertness during the day.
Before that, I would sleep in another room if he woke me up.
I once dreamed the Hells Angels were roaring into town - just hubby snoring. Also dream of chainsaws and lawn mowers.
And she got that fouled up order from Taco Bell two weeks ago cleared up too.
And then they came for the snorers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a snorer.
Is that why you told him, “You’re the man of my dreams?”
LOL! I remember that commercial.
Phew, I was afraid nobody would get the reference.
I tell my wife snoring was developed by cavemen to keep wild animals from attacking their wives.
She has never been attacked so I think I have almost convinced her. (^;
I’m going to save that one in case I get married.
She should be thankful he’s alive and well and home snoring.
Geez lady, just sleep on the couch already.
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