Alien Abductee Creates Cosmic Coffee Table Book

aolnews.com ^ | 10/27/2010 | David Moye

[SonOfDarkSkies]

It is unknown whether extraterrestrials have coffee tables, but thanks to a woman who claims to be an alien abductee, they will at least be able to have a coffee table book.

Kim Carlsberg, who has worked as a photographer for publications like Rolling Stone and as a camera person on shows like "Baywatch," is now the author of "The Art of Close Encounters," a coffee table book that features 150 illustrations made by alleged abductees describing their experiences.

For instance, one contributor submitted a picture depicting a room inside an alien spacecraft where Carlsberg says ETs submit humans to intense examinations.

"This picture came in at the last minute and it was unfinished, but it was one of the most important that I've seen in my life as an abductee," Carlsberg told AOL News. "It basically depicts a room where aliens -- who look like anorexic Pillsbury Doughboys -- do things to humans that I thought would leave them dead.

"I remember being in this room, feeling paralyzed next to an ex-boyfriend who was also paralyzed and another woman who I couldn't see, but who I knew was a makeup artist. I remember seeing the picture and thinking, 'Finally, someone has seen what I saw.' "

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Anyone recognize this guy?

[workerbee]

[freedomlover]

[cripplecreek]

Last time I saw one of those it was chewing the head off a male of the species.

[Paisan]

“The way it moved made me think it was responding to my thoughts...”

A few years ago, PBS did a documentary about these “Alien Abductions”. Through double-blind experiments they were able to show that these “incidents” were products of the human imagination. Further, most of the individuals who claimed to be abductees, were homosexuals. After all, most of them will give the standard reply when asked about their “orientation”; Which is, “Ever since I can remember, I knew that I was special, different etc.”
This goes hand-in-hand with Alien Abduction. It could only happen to a very “special” person - not a normal person...

[magslinger]

James Carville?

[ZX12R]

James Carville?

Yep, I'd say so. This in the article describes him pretty well.

"who look like anorexic Pillsbury Doughboys"

[MsLady]

Aliens are demons.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

My ex-wife tried that once...and I’m pretty sure she’s an alien.

[Cuttnhorse]

Amazing...only on the third post!! First thing that came to mind...the coffee table book that actually is a coffee table...LOL.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Or fallen angels!

The Ethiopian Book of Enoch (Pseudepigraphical) says that that demons are the spirits of the offspring of the fallen angels and women (Nephilim).

[RandallFlagg]

A praying mantis?

[MsLady]

I've read that too. Ok, so call me crazy, don't care, I know what I saw and experienced. Long story short, I was in a very bad way at one point in my life, and was at the end of my rope. I called out to God. Jesus spoke to me from behind me, I immediately felt unconditional love and a lifting of the oppression I had been under for so long. Right away I saw this thing in front of me looked very much like the picture you have, it had a look of shock on it's face. It backed away from me and then disappeared. The oppression I had been under for years was lifted and has never returned. That happened in the late 80's. God is good.

One day I asked God why it's eyes were so black. God said to me, it's because there is no light in them.

[workerbee]

Seriously. Is there any situation that a Seinfeld ep doesn't apply to? lol (too bad they're all such raging idiot libs)

[mlizzy]

Interesting story. Has anyone (clergy, etc.) suggested “this thing” was a demon?

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Not crazy at all!

I've been there. The situation was the same (oppression/depression) though the scene was different (but similar).

Evil forces sure are skeeerd of that Jesus feller.

I also experienced that sense of unconditional love. It was overwhelming. Significantly greater than even the love of a parent.

If fact, it was so great I was dumbfounded. Until that event, I did not know such a powerful love existed and certainly did not know anyone had such a love for me.

[magslinger]

That would explain a lot...

[sportutegrl]

For instance, one contributor submitted a picture depicting a room inside an alien spacecraft . . .

Was it made up to look like a room at the Holiday Inn in Paramus, NJ?

[JRios1968]

Last time I saw one of those it was chewing the head off a male of the species.

How did you get to spy on Hillary?