NANCY PELOSI!
give up that luxurious Jet that we are paying for, isn't it?
GET USE TO IT!
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!
Pelosi Pressure Packed Wall Fruit!!!
Glad when she has to take her own broom for flights, save us a ton of money for her booze!
LOL!
I received this in an email. Thought it was appropriate for today! :)
The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosiums mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Such a useless element! BE GONE!
Wishing everyone a Mah-vah-lus Day
YES! Today is the day! I really want to see her cry - I want to see scores of dims cry! They did it to themselves.