[Teotwawki]

I was thinking of getting a dog and naming it “muslim.” It would be great fun taking him to the park and yelling “here muslim, come on boy, now sit muslim sit.” Of course if he misbehaved, I'd have to scold him “bad muslim, bad muslim.”

[jessduntno]

“I was thinking of getting a dog and naming it “muslim.”

Another advantage, if he attacked someone, no one would hold him accountable.