Posted on 08/31/2010 7:38:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Pocket carry can be a real pain in the ass!
Or a Walther PPS... you just cannot carry these kind of weapons without a good holster; I carry both, never an issue, but they don’t leave their respective holster except for cleaning or shooting.
And... carrying either in a pocket is a stretch, especially the double-stack Glocks.
He could get a Purple Heart like John F’n Kerry (who served in Viet Nam).
LMAO It's a good thing Mr. Numbnuts didn't put it in his front pocket.
After the fact... can you hear that little voice in his head “Glad I didn’t stick it in my front pocket”
To paraphrase Forrest Gump “That’s a Million Dollar Wound”
TT
I would HATE to be shot in the **** with a glock!
Note to self - when hiking Blewett Pass take a girl not a gun.
Seeing as he’s now half-assed...should’nt be a problem in the future when he tucks that .38 in back...
Anti-gunners will use THIS to support their gun control agenda!!!
You’re right. I heartily recommend that Dems bring up gun control to change the subject from 0bamaCare and the economy.
That’s one way to get the lead out ( or in, as the case may be).
(1)The Revolver Pistol
(2)The Holster
The revolving pistol is quite ingenious, actually. It's very safe, and most people, even from the Pacific Northwest, find it hard to discharge accidentally.
The "Holster"" thingie is also quite brilliant. It is sort of a stiff leather pocket that attaches to one's person in some way. It holds the pistol mentioned above in a manner designed to mitigate against said person from shooting himself in the ass.
As a well known "modernist," in my hometown, I use both of these new inventions. Although this is not scientific, but merely anecdotal evidence, I have actually never shot myself in the ass. Although, I have put my foot in my mouth occasionally. Working on a a "foot-holster" invention as we speak.
I also note that the fellow who shot himself in the ass is 52 years of age. That means he graduated from High School, if at all, sometime in the 1970s. Frankly, I would be surprised if he can tie his shoes without government assistance, can read and write on the same day, and operate a can opener. I am reasonably sure he can roll a joint, is somewhat deaf from attendance at rock concerts, and is a registered Democrat. FYI, the Democrats recently shot all of us in the ass.
Bet he’s glad he didn’t put the gun in a front pocket ;-)
+1
Yes.
I think you’re the winner.
Excellent point.
I wonder if he Blewett clean off or if he’ll go through the rest of his life doing everything half-assed...
Shot himself in the butt? Bet that nearly wreckedum.
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