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1 posted on 08/31/2010 11:16:59 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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This is why I simply run away and let them have free reign of the joint. ;)


2 posted on 08/31/2010 11:18:35 AM PDT by MozarkDawg
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“Blimey! Hold me Guinness and watch this!”


3 posted on 08/31/2010 11:18:40 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Clearly, as a tenet of womens liberation the spider killing duties now have to be shared. Ditto taking out the garbage. To do otherwise is to oppress women.


4 posted on 08/31/2010 11:19:18 AM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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Perhaps the spider was a wearing a bomb vest and blew himself up to avoid capture. Now the spider has all the spideresses he wants and flowing milk and honey.


5 posted on 08/31/2010 11:21:15 AM PDT by 17th Miss Regt
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What was he spraying that caused an explosion like that?


6 posted on 08/31/2010 11:21:26 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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The idiot kid from Dover, New Hampshire and this guy should bet together for a Darwin competition.


7 posted on 08/31/2010 11:21:37 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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It’s been quite a day here on FR.


8 posted on 08/31/2010 11:22:37 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus
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Almost eligible for an award nomination............


9 posted on 08/31/2010 11:23:18 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Today, knowledge is common, but wisdom is rare.)
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When asked to comment, noted Hollywood film star Wile E. Coyote had this to say: “Been there, done that.”


10 posted on 08/31/2010 11:24:34 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

11 posted on 08/31/2010 11:27:12 AM PDT by The Comedian
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"There was an almighty explosion

ROTFL
13 posted on 08/31/2010 11:27:46 AM PDT by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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Hold My Beer Pictures, Images and Photos
14 posted on 08/31/2010 11:29:15 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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Darwin Award contestant


15 posted on 08/31/2010 11:29:40 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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Ahhh Jolly Old England, the home of Darwinism.
He’s probably lucky he didn’t knock the flour tin off the top shelf before lighting up.


21 posted on 08/31/2010 11:39:03 AM PDT by Waverunner
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Survival of the Fittest PING
22 posted on 08/31/2010 11:40:27 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I want IMPROVEMENT, not just CHANGE.)
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>> A spokesman added: “We’re not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene.”

Ah, the British wit.


24 posted on 08/31/2010 11:43:20 AM PDT by Gene Eric (Your Hope has been redistributed. Here's your Change.)
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Greeny effect ... butane is the propellant now, instead of flurocarbons.


26 posted on 08/31/2010 11:46:04 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Dem voters, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when deceived.)
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I use hairspray and leave lighters out of the mix.
Then I show hubby where to claim the carcass. :)


28 posted on 08/31/2010 11:47:25 AM PDT by AirForceMom (Molon Labe)
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Couldn’t he have just changed the lightbulb first? Or weren’t there two other people available to help him do it?


32 posted on 08/31/2010 11:55:51 AM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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Since this happened in Britland, this song seems appropriate somehow.
39 posted on 08/31/2010 12:16:50 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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