Three Irishman walk into a bar... it could happen!
It was Friday afternoon and the teacher was finishing up the day with her second graders. She told them that she was going to give out some presidential quotes, and those students who could answer them could go home early.
Her first quote was, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Little Johnny's hand shot up right away. He was frantically waving it, but the teacher looked past Johnny and chose little Mary. "Mary... who gave that familiar quote?" Mary stood up and said, "Franklin Delano Roosevelt!" The teacher told Mary she was correct, and gave her hug and sent her on her way.
The teacher next turned to the students and said, "Who said this quote?... 'Mr. Gorbachav... tear down this wall!'"
Again little Johnny frantically waved both hands in front of the teacher, and the teacher looked past Johnny and saw Susie.
"Susie... what great President said that familiar quote?" Little Susie stood up and proudly beamed, "Ronald Reagan!" The teacher gave Susie a hug and walked her toward the door. As she was walking Susie out, the teacher heard a voice come from the class, "I wish someone would tell these girls to shut up!"
The teacher turned sternly back to the class and screamed, "I want to know who said that?!"
Little Johnny stood up and shouted, "Bill Clinton... have a nice weekend!" and walked out the door!
Good morning.