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Top 10 most unusual pet names for 2010
SFGate.com ^
| July 20 2010
Posted on 07/26/2010 12:54:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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Dogs
- 1. Pickle Von Corndog
- 2. Lord Chubby Pruneface
- 3. Badonkadonk
- 4. Ninjastar Dangerrock
- 5. Molly Mcboozehound
- 6. Dog Vadar
- 7. Flospy Squeakerton
- 8. Bettie Poops
- 9. Geez Louise
- 10. Barnaby Bones
Cats
- 1. Purr Diem
- 2. Bing Clawsby
- 3. Cleocatra
- 4. Admiral Pancake
- 5. Optimus Pants
- 6. Chairman Meow
- 7. Boo Manchu
- 8. Watts in a Name
- 9. Chenoa Azure Marshmellow-Puff
- 10. Senor Nachos
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doggieping; kittyping; napl; topten
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Some people have too much free time.
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...
Molly McboozehoundI see that the late Ted Kennedy was consulted.
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posted on
07/26/2010 12:59:47 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Our half Chihuaua/half Jack Russell Terrier is named Apollo Kagogi (Kagogi is Hangul (Korean) for dog meat) ______(our last name).
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:01:58 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Soapbox & Ballot Box or Ammo Box.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
*snicker* I regularly threaten to sell my pets to a Korean restaurant when they misbehave.
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:03:54 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:07:52 AM PDT
by
stlnative
To: Slings and Arrows
I’d love to hear their replies to your threats...
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:08:49 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Soapbox & Ballot Box or Ammo Box.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I had a beagle named: “Little Miss Beagle Bailey” and we also had a boxer named “Buster Douglas.”
To: stlnative
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:12:15 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Markos33
I dated a girl once who had a dog named “Fart.”
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:16:11 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
To: shibumi
How’d’ya let a catch like that get away?
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:18:01 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; iloveamerica1980; Salamander; Markos33; Vendome; humblegunner; Eaker; ...
I was thinking of going down to the Humane Society and adopting the furriest dog they had and naming it “Jimmie the Blogger.”
But then it would probably just steal neighbor dog’s food and leave little “poo-poo excerpts” on other people’s lawns.
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:25:29 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Many a moistened bint has slithered through these fingers, leaving only a scimitar or two as remembrance.
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:28:36 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Pablo, wily, clever and detractive as all get out!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Two names in one of the comments were nicely litereary: Walter Cronkat and Nathaniel Pawthorne.
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posted on
07/26/2010 1:33:53 AM PDT
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: shibumi; Slings and Arrows
Many a moistened bint has slithered through these fingers, leaving only a scimitar or two as remembrance. Yeah, me too... ;^)
To: All
We currently have cats named Katy, Tabby, Tom and Niki
(better known as ‘baby cakes’).
We’re not very creative.
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posted on
07/26/2010 2:28:18 AM PDT
by
patriot08
(TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dogs should have simple two-syllable names that are easy for the dog to recognize. Giving them ridiculously long names makes it not only difficult for the dog to learn but exposes the owner as a self-centered dolt.
One syllable names are too short as the dog could easily confuse its name with other vital commands (i.e. "sit", "down", "out", "walk"). Two syllable names are perfect for a dog, especially when the two syllables are not normally used together in normal conversation (i.e. Rover, Dixie, Pongo) as otherwise the dog could get confused.
Give your dog a simple two-syllable name and you will be rewarded with a lifetime of obedience and respect. (Note: This approach does not work with wives or children.)
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posted on
07/26/2010 2:42:41 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I am 28 days away from outliving Francis Gary Powers)
To: patriot08
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posted on
07/26/2010 2:44:10 AM PDT
by
marsh2
To: SamAdams76
No argument, but a donut gets you a dollar that most of those long names are abbreviated in practice.
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posted on
07/26/2010 3:23:00 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: SamAdams76
Im a believer.
Our dog was named Boogie, from the way he walked. He didnt just walk, he boogied. My cats name is Killer. Of course, being a cat she doesnt come when called.
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posted on
07/26/2010 3:25:26 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Slings and Arrows
I threaten my cats with the Chinese restaurant... but they know a bluff when they hear it.
Especially Edgar Allen Pussycat.
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posted on
07/26/2010 3:42:32 AM PDT
by
Ronin
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