It is rumored that the Little German Gnome has started a conservative blog, in order to get some respect and enhance his reputation on the internet.
So THAT's what Robert Reich is up to these days.
I once had a gnu wander through my room and exit into the closet. The gnu was on duty. Much to my sister’s relief, the moose had the night off.
From that day on, I never again ordered mushrooms on my pizza.
Michael J. Pollard
Could these sightings be dwarfs or midgets who have hidden out from public view after being teased and tormented, and perhaps formed family groups in some cases? The Spanish court and other royalties sometimes kept dwarfs as court jesterss and the like.
+My neighbor has a garden gnome. I visit her yard once in a while at night and move it to a new spot
What I want to know is: why would a “German” gnome— complete with lederhosen— choose to haunt a farm in Missouri or anywhere else outsode of Europe? I mean, was there a mushroom famine we don’t know about that sent all these gnome immigrants to the New World? Of all the pictures I’ve seen of Ellis Island, I can’t say as that I’ve seen an actual gnome. Just sayin’.