Old eyes!
If Obama had his way, he'd get rid of me - euthanasia.
You have bad eyes because you spent your youth in Asia? I'm not sure I follow... let me adjust the zoom level... ahhh, that's better. Let's see... Oh! I get it! Hah, yes, Obama's health goons might come for you!
Oh crap, I've just outted myself as not physically perfect. I'm next! Someone hide me!