Police: Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library

wlwt.com ^ | June 24, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

CINCINNATI -- Police arrested a man Wednesday evening accused of being naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese.

An off-duty police officer working security at the downtown branch of the Cincinnati Public Library said he found 52-year-old Darrell Bess washing himself in the nude about 5:30 p.m. in the men's restroom.

When officers searched his bag, they said they found a knife, a razor, two stolen DVDs and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese stolen from a Findlay Market store.

[Fido969]

Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library

What is this, Mad-Libs?

[Oceander]

naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese

Now that sounds like it could be a new tag line!

[pepsionice]

We need a commission on cheese, to examine this problem. Toss in a Nobel Prize guy (a cheeser, of course), with a Packers ex-coach, and a couple of AFL-CIO guys...and we could get to the bottom of this cheese issue.

[Whenifhow]

Ohio Ping

[Bookwoman]

I hate it when that happens!

[Bookwoman]

I hate it when that happens!

[stormer]

Hey! Dat's notcho cheez!

[higgmeister]

Just as long as it wasn’t Famunda Cheese!

[higgmeister]

Just as long as it wasn’t Famunda Cheese!

[Yardstick]

This story could only have been more perfect if he had been wearing a Burger King crown.

[llevrok]

Police: Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library

Or the Colonel with the candle stick...

[phredo53]

LOL. Dat be funny right dar.

[Las Vegas Dave]

As a psych nurse once told me, there is no cure for these people.

[tanuki]

So what nude nuttery

Can be located in the library

Muttering malappropriated mozzarella?

Be here, same bat time, same bat channel

And find out!

[left that other site]

CHEESE!!!!!!

I love cheese, but I wouldn't get naked to steal it!

Thanks for the tip, AJ!

[Mobties]

Another chapter in the “saga” of crime.

[left that other site]

And a Gouda One Too!

[Yardstick]

*Bump*

...because this is the kind of news Freepers need to be aware of.

[WVNan]

Personally, I would like to commend the poor man for realizing that “cleanliness is next to godliness”. As for the cheese, I guess he took what was most convenient. Don’t they have soup kitchens in that town?