Police: Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library

wlwt.com ^ | June 24, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

CINCINNATI -- Police arrested a man Wednesday evening accused of being naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese.

An off-duty police officer working security at the downtown branch of the Cincinnati Public Library said he found 52-year-old Darrell Bess washing himself in the nude about 5:30 p.m. in the men's restroom.

When officers searched his bag, they said they found a knife, a razor, two stolen DVDs and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese stolen from a Findlay Market store.

[beethovenfan]

I first thought it might be George Costanza.

[blam]

Look what the hateful Republicans have done to this poor, poor man.

[presently no screen name]

What’s the problem, he was washing up before dinner.

[hoosierboy]

oh boy this is going to be a good thread

[al baby]

Was some one yelling Nacho Cheese

[TheConservativeParty]

Odd choice of cheese to steal.
Cheddar is beddar.

[dfwgator]

“In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, ‘a little fermented curd will do the trick’. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.”

Come again.

“I want to steal some cheese!”

[Mad Dawgg]

"Naked Man Found With Stolen Cheese At Library"

I hate it when that happens...

[ThunderSleeps]

What, no crackers? Well, I guess that’s not a cracker chese.

[rbosque]

The “power of cheese”! Makes you steal it!

[Cyber Ninja]

As long as he’s not cutting it; I don’t have a problem with it.

[Rembrandt]

I have dreams like that but, thankfully, George Bush never conspired to make me act any of them out.

[wyokostur]

LOL! Neked man found in library cutting the cheese. Now that would be a headline :-)

[bigbob]

That’s what the knife was for

[BCEagles]

This is one of those headlines that makes you go WTF?

[Mobties]

Another krafty kriminal, no doubt.

[dfwgator]

“Who Stole the Cheese-Shka?”

[Cyber Ninja]

Having a knife is one thing, using it is another...

[dighton]

Møøsses & Schwesters here in Süperåbündånce.