The List of Things That Offend Muslims

http://amboytimes.typepad.com/the_amboy_times/2007/02/the_list_of_thi.html ^

[Ptarmigan]

They have no faith. They are insecure and feed off of it.

[Ptarmigan]

Looks like a bunch of insecure and faithless fools that they are. They have no faith.

[Ptarmigan]

Muslims don’t like Blacks, Berbers, and Persians much.

[metmom]

There’s nothing that doesn’t offend muslims except blowing things and people up or otherwise killing them in macabre or gruesome ways.

There, that was a lot easier than listing all the things that do.

[GregoTX]

Titanium Spork? I may have to rethink my position...

[eddie willers]

Seven year old Afghan boy.

I remember a passage from the novel, "The Far Pavilions", years ago where the author recalled a line from a song that was an old Arab lament:

"There's a boy across the river with a bottom like a peach, but alas, I cannot swim".

[Mr. Silverback]

Bump

[verga]

Okay they all make sense (At some level)except how are you anti Paul Harvey and Brigette Bardot? This is truely a Satanic religion.

[9YearLurker]

Food, shelter and clothing—to start.

[verga]

They hate Doritos. Thanks for heads up. I was going to convert, but not now buddy.

Just a thought here. Bags of ortitos have got to be cheaper that Bombs. Why not Carpet bomb the with like 50 tons of Doritos (not the cool ranch though becasue I really love those), or even put a bunch of them around the site of the Ground zero Mosque?

[TheOldLady]

Financial advice: Feed the Pig dot org.

[TheOldLady]

The only thing that doesn’t offend moose limbs:

[Slings and Arrows]

[TheOldLady]

I’m offended.

[Slings and Arrows]

*snicker*

[TheOldLady]

Me too. I remember that episode from TOS, mostly because Hubby bought it for me and we watched it a few years ago. And I like Frank Gorshin. :-)

[Slings and Arrows]

Interesting fact: Frank Gorshin did voice acting for the computer game Diablo II. (I’m a Diablo II addict.)

[TheOldLady]

Here's another thing that offends moose limbs, a snow-covered barbecue:

Looks like maybe the lips are 'shopped?

[TheOldLady]

Hack and slash? Dungeon roaming? Sounds like fun!

[Slings and Arrows]

Looks like maybe the lips are 'shopped?

I don't think so, but G-d knows I'm no expert. Cool, in any case.