[Tijeras_Slim]

They don’t care, it a jobs program.

And welcome BTW...

[Bad~Rodeo]

Same here. Sent it in and now they want me to call and make an appointment so they can over, Screw ‘em

[Jim from C-Town]

They have hired fired and rehired a million people to prop up the jobs numbers. They are going to knock on every door.

Obama wants to expand the census to a yearly thing to up his ‘saved or crated jobs numbers’

[ThomasThomas]

Wow, you expect an Obama census to be accurate? They need jobs and most of them are nice people.

[G Larry]

Simply state:
I returned my completed form and that’s the extent of my obligation.
I don’t have time for you.

[Churchillspirit]

Welcome to Free Republic.

[23 Everest]

invite them in to see your gun collection.

[jeffc]

Same thing happened to us! Weeks after sending the darn thing in, I saw my wife outside talking to a census worker. By the time I gout out there to stop her, it was too late, the census worker was getting in her car and leaving. I gave my wife H - E - double hockey sticks!!

Could something be going on? Are they deliberately double counting people in certain areas? For what reason would they do that? Don't put anything past Zero the Marxist.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Tell them Charles Manson is forming a new cult, but so far you’re the only local member...and you’re lonely!

[Darksheare]

Welcoem to FR.
The census worker may be a sex predator, or a fake census worker.
Or they may be legit but the overmind demands a recount.

[JRandomFreeper]

The magic word is 'refusal'. Tell the enumerator that you refuse to answer any questions and to write that in the notes section of the EQ. When the supervisor shows up to try to get you to answer the questions, repeat.

That should be it.

Or, if you don't care, answer the questions again, and they will leave you alone.

The Census is a 10 year interval cluster ****. Your original form may not have been received, screwed up in reading by the computers, or lost by the USPS.

/johnny

[EGPWS]

I filed my census form and sent it back fast. Why is a census worker at my door telling me I did not file. How can I prove I filed so they leave me alone?

This next election cycle will need more than 1 vote per person to make it competitive for the dim's.

[Not A Snowbird]

Be nice. My sister is a census worker. It’s not her fault the administration is inept and incompetent. she just knocks on the doors she’s told to knock on.

[mdittmar]

Welcome to FR.

[School of Rational Thought]

I never received a census form.

Am I an “undocumented” American?

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Tell them you're a recovering member of Cannibals Anonymous and you're required by law to give them notification of such.

As an aside, tell them you're now a vegetarian...but sometimes the temptation is almost more than you can stand!

Try to drool a little at this point. And then invite them in and lock the door behind you.

[Slings and Arrows]

[A message]

By the time this cluster screw up by the 0bama administration is done their count will be 600 million people in the United States.

[gunnyg]

surely, you do not really expect them to ever leave us alone do ya???

But, I will at least never call ya surely again!

;)

[Thane_Banquo]

If you live in a conservative district, send it in again... and then a third time just to be sure. If you live in a liberal area, tell him if he doesn’t leave you’ll call the ACLU.