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Obama Finally Finds His Birth Certificate
Daily Squib ^
| May 29th, 2010
| Art Dell
Posted on 05/31/2010 7:47:47 AM PDT by FreeAtlanta
LOUISIANA - USA - Whilst walking on a local beach on Friday, president Barack Hussein Obama came across a piece of paper buried in the sand, miraculously it was his lost birth certificate which he and millions of Americans have been trying to locate for many years. 
"The president was walking along the beach when he came across a piece of paper with his name on it. He took one look at it and realised that it was his long lost birth certificate. Now he can show those sceptics that he was born in America and not in Kenya as is believed by many," Obama's chief of security, Al Hertyu, told ABC news....
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: birthcertificate; naturalborncitizen; obama
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hmmmmmm....
To: FreeAtlanta
I believe he was hatched by something that slithers.
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posted on
05/31/2010 7:49:44 AM PDT
by
ExTexasRedhead
(Clean the RAT/RINO Sewer in 2010 and 2012)
To: FreeAtlanta
How the world LAUGHS at U.S.!
Obama is an EVIL JOKE.
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posted on
05/31/2010 7:53:55 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: FreeAtlanta
It was in a barnacle encrusted bottle.
To: FreeAtlanta
He could have been born in the Lincoln Bedroom and he still wouldn’t be eligible with a foreign father.
5
posted on
05/31/2010 7:55:42 AM PDT
by
bgill
(how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a native American, become the POTUS)
To: FreeAtlanta; pissant; STARWISE; Fred Nerks; ASA Vet; BIGLOOK
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posted on
05/31/2010 7:57:42 AM PDT
by
Grampa Dave
(ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
To: FreeAtlanta
I think he is writing something in the sand, he really believes he’s the Messiah.
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posted on
05/31/2010 7:58:41 AM PDT
by
WhatNot
(God Bless our troops, especially the snipers.)
To: All
Was Obama a dual citizen? By birthright of his father and by adoption by
his stepfather, he may not be a NBC, and consitutionally disqualified from
holding office. He claims US citizenship due to his Hawaiian connections.
"ALOHA"
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posted on
05/31/2010 7:59:36 AM PDT
by
Liz
(If teens can procreate in a Volkswagen, why does a spotted owl need 2000 acres? JD Hayworth)
To: FreeAtlanta
He looks like Uncle Ernie, fiddling around, fiddling around!
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:01:43 AM PDT
by
Dem Guard
("We're Coming to Take You Away")
To: FreeAtlanta
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:03:29 AM PDT
by
Dryman
("FREE THE LONG FORM!")
To: ExTexasRedhead
This picture of him squatting down on the beach reminds me of that comic strip years ago, I think it was “Pogo”? or “Tar baby”? or something like that...I still think he would have made a better stand up comedian than a POTUS...He does have the rest of the world in stitches, I lost my sense of humor in the Military so I’m not keen on this stuff, but he must be saying or doing something that’s awfully funny lately
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:05:37 AM PDT
by
Rainwaves
(Rianwaves)
To: FreeAtlanta
Our Pres__ent ... the laughing stock of the U.K. ... how very proud we must all be ...
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:10:58 AM PDT
by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: FreeAtlanta
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:23:03 AM PDT
by
screaming eagle2
(No matter what you call it,a pre-owned automobile is STILL A USED CAR!!!)
To: FreeAtlanta
Here is Kadaffy, making a speech in which he says very casually that Obama is a Muslim born in Kenya. His chief concern seems to be that Obama will lie and abandon his heritage.
Those concerns were all well founded and have come to fruition. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2737QUBxFY
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:24:59 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Liz
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posted on
05/31/2010 8:36:59 AM PDT
by
Hypo
To: Liz
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posted on
05/31/2010 9:15:35 AM PDT
by
FreeAtlanta
(Hey, Barack "Hubris" Obama, $10 is all it would take, why spend millions to cover it up?)
To: Liz; 240B
Similar, funky Islamic hats.
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posted on
05/31/2010 9:19:36 AM PDT
by
FreeAtlanta
(Hey, Barack "Hubris" Obama, $10 is all it would take, why spend millions to cover it up?)
To: FreeAtlanta
Shouldn’t he lower his trousers and drawers before doing that? Should he be doing that on a public beach where someone could step in it or some poor kid get it all over himself while building a sand castle?
What’s he go0nna wile with, his birth certificate?
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posted on
05/31/2010 9:28:31 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(If Obama doesn't destroy America, she is indestructible.)
To: FreeAtlanta
“Obama’s chief of security, Al Hertyu”
Al Hertyu-I’ll hurt you
British humor at it’s best.
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posted on
05/31/2010 10:14:45 AM PDT
by
chatter4
To: Hypo; FreeAtlanta
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posted on
05/31/2010 10:39:08 AM PDT
by
Liz
(If teens can procreate in a Volkswagen, why does a spotted owl need 2000 acres? JD Hayworth)
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