[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

“If it weren’t for ‘no standards’, the Democrats wouldn’t have any standards at all”

Anonymous (fill in the space if you know who said it)

[Windflier]

“If it weren’t for ‘no standards’, the Democrats wouldn’t have any standards at all”

I believe that was, “If it weren’t for ‘double standards’, Democrats wouldn’t have any standards at all.”

I have no idea who first uttered it, but it's a fact.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

“This is no cave” - Han Solo, Star Wars

“Hump? What hump”? Marty Feldman, “Young Frankenstein

‘Springtime for Hitler and Germany’ - “The Producers”

“If you had half a brain, you’d be a half-wit” (unknown)

“The liberals have their heads so far up their asses, you couldn’t get them out with a team of proctologists, a tow truck and a power-winch” MadMax, the Grinning Reaper