I'd say about 6-7 hours over low heat (say around 215-225.) Of course, you'd ideally like to pen him and feed him on corn and grain for a few days first to get all the game-i-ness out of him.
posted on 05/13/2010 10:19:35 AM PDT
Maybe marinate him in au jus for 24 hours prior. Through in some celery, mushrooms, and onions. Its a little salty, but the meat comes out tender.
posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT
by Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
People can’t take a joke.
posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:34 AM PDT
(Hypocrisy: "Animal rightists" who eat meat & pen up pets while accusing hog farmers of cruelty.)
>> found himself in hot water
That’s just a stereotype. Cannibals actually prefer their politicians grilled over a campfire. You just have to be careful, ‘cause they’re greasy and they tend to flame up.
posted on 05/13/2010 10:22:40 AM PDT
by Nervous Tick
(Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
You can kill babies and steal as much money as you want, but don't you dare tell a joke.
posted on 05/13/2010 10:23:34 AM PDT
by E. Pluribus Unum
(FYBO: Islam is a religion of peace, and Muslims reserve the right to kill anyone who says otherwise.)
"roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce. *licks lips*"
posted on 05/13/2010 10:25:31 AM PDT
But did the Ngati Porou find it funny?
posted on 05/13/2010 10:26:20 AM PDT
posted on 05/13/2010 10:27:41 AM PDT
(Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
To: Sax; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
“Bite my head off about it, gee whiz!”
posted on 05/13/2010 10:28:52 AM PDT
by a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
posted on 05/13/2010 10:30:50 AM PDT
("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
... the joke was in poor taste
<< snicker >>
The South Sea Islanders called the cooked human body “Long Pig!”
posted on 05/13/2010 10:34:39 AM PDT
by AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
Are politicians best cooked in an oven or on a spit?
A settlement negotiator with the Tuhoe tribe, Tamati Kruger, told Radio New Zealand the joke was in poor taste.
Maybe. But how does he know what cannibal dinners taste like?
posted on 05/13/2010 10:52:49 AM PDT
(I want gigaton warheads now!!)
Cannibalism remains a sensitive subject in New Zealand, where Maori warriors sometimes ate their defeated enemies until the practice died out in the mid-19th century, according to historians.
This is very important. It's a teaching moment, as Our Beloved President likes to say.
This is one of those epiphanies where the hypocrisy and fraud behind Political Correctness reveals itself. PC is based on the myth of the Noble Savage, a being who lived in perfect peace and harmony and justice with all of nature and each other, until the coming of The Evil White Man. Each non-Western society, in its own way of course, was every bit as advanced as that of the Europeans who invaded them. Its assumptions are quite simple: Western bad, Non-Western Good.
Unfortunately for the PC purveyors, there are certain points when the edifice crumbles utterly, and cannibalism is one of them. They know that people recoil in horror at cannibalism, so they cannot embrace it as a proud indigenous tradition nefariously ended by The Evil White Man, so they are forced into a Plan B: They lie. Cannibalism! What a calumny! A slur! A farrago! How dare you insinuate such a thing, you racist you!
They cannot, under any circumstances, admit that Western colonialism ended cannibalism and the international slave trade, among other things.
posted on 05/13/2010 7:25:16 PM PDT
(The welfare state turns us all into zoo animals, mouths open, waiting for the next feeding.)
To: Sax; Repeat Offender
Need to buy the gallon sized refill for the Cajun Injector.
Which would be better: mushroom-onion, or classic cornbread stuffing?
posted on 05/13/2010 8:46:55 PM PDT
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
Prime Minister John Key found himself in hot water
They'd wrap him in banana leaves and cook him underground luau style.
posted on 05/14/2010 8:36:54 AM PDT
("Worse" technically is "change".)
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