I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

[RubberPig]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice _{because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die} and from pro gun to anti gun _{because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family}. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. _{Because I profit off helping them steal identities..}

[Dead Corpse]

Well... when you put it that way.

[Monkey Face]

Looks like I picked the wrong time to eat breakfast!

[sionnsar]

Nope. No garden. Heck, I’m way behind on yardwork...

[sionnsar]

Good morning. It’s lunchtime.

[Monkey Face]

It is that. And this is one day when I shoulda stood in bed. :o|

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon. Off on our next excursion in a few minutes - Tom’s interview for Cub Scouts summer camp staff. It’s a pain. We thought they needed staff, but it turns out it’s competitive, like a job interview. Oh, well.

[sionnsar]

Yah, me too. Just finished one painful review of a document and about to start in on another. Only 300 pages, though...

[Monkey Face]

My middle grandson was staff at one of the camps in Bryce Canyon, Utah, for two years. Then the little **** didn’t go for his Eagle badge. All those years, all those achievements and no Eagle. *gah*

[Monkey Face]

I got blindsided by a couple of financial tweaks that I didn’t see coming. *snif-snif*

[sionnsar]

o no...

[Monkey Face]

Worse. Every remedy had hidden pitfalls. My brain is numb from this.

[NicknamedBob]

"I'd lend you mine, but ..."

"But what? Are you afraid I wouldn't get it back to you?"

"If I had feelings, that might have hurt them."

Yeah, right.

I'd lend you mine, but it's actually more of a gutter adze, with a shortened handle. It does fine for short chopping work, such as in a hole.

I just didn't think I would be able to get it to you in time to do any good, or any destructiveness either.

Of course, I'd be even more willing to send you a dull handsaw. Ya want it?

[Dead Corpse]

Dull I have. Time s what I need at this point. Thanks though. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

My brain is numb too.

Pouring rain again. Ash is still poorly.

[fanfan]

Nope. No garden. Heck, I’m way behind on yardwork...

Your climate lends itself to uncontrolled medieval type growth, so I can completely understand.

We've been very dry. We had 2 1/2" of rain over night Monday, and we are expecting the same again tonight.

[fanfan]

Nope. No garden. Heck, I’m way behind on yardwork...

Your climate lends itself to uncontrolled medieval type growth, so I can completely understand.

We've been very dry. We had 2 1/2" of rain over night Monday, and we are expecting the same again tonight.

[fanfan]

What you need to do is put 50 lbs, of fireworks around the root, and cover them with 5 or 6, 50 lb. steel plates.

The root might survive, but it would be a hell of a show.

[Tax-chick]

We’re having flash floods and generally Too Much Rain. It reminds me of 2003, the first year we lived here. Rained all summer.

[fanfan]

We had that last year.

It’s ALGORE’s fault. ;-)

[Tax-chick]

It’s too bad he doesn’t just leave the planet. Then we could have some decent weather.