I just switched from Republican to Democrat (Viking Kitties secretly switched his meds)

[RubberPig]

I just switched from pro life to pro choice _{because I am a liberal who likes watching babies die} and from pro gun to anti gun _{because I don't give a crap about my property or the safety of my family}. I've always supported amnesty for illegal aliens. _{Because I profit off helping them steal identities..}

[Tax-chick]

Heh!

Good morning. Ash had a digestive accident. DP and Bill are cleaning up. Now Shannon’s having a Spew. I’ll clean that up.

Sigh.

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

Good Morning!

(Naptime’s over.)

[Tax-chick]

I have to go to the Gastroenterologist this morning. Fortunately, it’s just a review visit, nothing icky. I’m not ready for icky after the pet issues this morning.

[NicknamedBob]

Pets have very poor timing for presenting “issues”.

[Dead Corpse]

I'd lend you mine, but ...

But what? Are you afraid I wouldn't get it back to you?

If I had feelings, that might have hurt them. ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

Has the same problem as my pick axe. Not enough room to swing it at something in the bottom of the hole.

[Monkey Face]

Ohick. I’d fit right in today, then. But I clean up after myself...

;o]

[Monkey Face]

Hey! I’m a giraffe print, too!

[Dead Corpse]

Really?

You Are a Zebra Print

You are a very unique and special person. And you like to surround yourself with similarly unique people.
It's hard for you to compromise with other people. You do things your own way, and you can be a bit stubborn at times.

You are intelligent and perceptive. You have a very interesting take on the world, and you tend to see things a bit differently.
You are always growing, changing, and learning. You question limits and always challenge yourself to do more.

What Animal Print Are You?

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity

I guess Dragon Scale wasn't an option...

[Monkey Face]

Looks like a fingerprint. Good camo!

[Dead Corpse]

You look cuddly, but are actually quite prickly. You don't move very fast, but you tend to cling as if your life depended on it. Change is never a good thing and you'd rather spend your entire life in one tree than be tempted to explore.

I don't think that describes you at all Bob...

[Dead Corpse]

Gastroenterologist

Another one of those Ten Pence words that sound pretty cool when spoken aloud.

Ranks up there with Nephilim, rhododendron, and confabulate.

[Dead Corpse]

Naw... Just means one of the kids was playing with the camera before the photo was snapped. It’s actually a group shot.

[Tax-chick]

It’s okay if you don’t think about what they mean!

The GE said I can have colonoscopy this year. Oh, what fun!

[Dead Corpse]

You "can" have one?

"Well, I was going to take a few of the kids to the amusement park. But now that I think about it, maybe a colonoscopy would be more fun..."

Nope. I'm not getting it apparently. Am I missing out?

[Tax-chick]

It beats going in to the doctor because I’ve got “indigestion” and find out I’ve got a softball-sized tumor. I have bad genes, intestines-wise.

[Tax-chick]

I need to get new batteries for the keyboard - it’s missing keystrokes. Either that or my brain is skipping ...

[Scythian]

You might want to get a new keyboard, you're must have stuck keys ?

[Tax-chick]

LOL - mine’s not that bad.